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Name: i'm batman
Birthday: 11/5/1987
Gender: Male
Interests: The A's....visting my home pla....uhhh...where my family's from.....foolish humans....lol...jk...i love making people laugh even if what i say doesn't make sense....like....i had a dream that i was eating a giant marshmallow....and when i woke up...my pillow was gone.....
Expertise: making my friends laugh....its really random though...because i just say whatever's on my mind.....like why do people buy hot dogs in packages of 10 and buns in packages of 10? and i love giving people good advice...."Hard work has a future payoff...laziness pays off NOW"
Occupation: Student
Message: message me
Member Since:
7/1/2004
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| OMG i havent updated since last year!!!! lol ok..umm hey
everybody...yeah its a new year 2005...cool excellent...yeah im going
to be taking guitar lessons at chabot so im gonna get a little better
at the guitar hopefully...and then see if i can get a band started and
then i'll be famous and then i can tell pople, "stay in school kids,
just until you join a band" nah jk then nobody will buy my cd's yeah i
know what you're thinking, crazy old daniel's at it again...well you're
right but i g2g now ok see everybody later bye
Daniel aka batman
PS: oops ...so much for my secret identity
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| hey everybody i havent updated in sooo long...timw goes by faster when
you have a xanga site...you're like whoa...lol yeah ok lets
see...what's happened...umm band review...that was cool even though we
didnt win anything...we were the last band to march that day...how
inspiring lol and the bus ride there i fell asleep and janelle and
becky kept messing with my cd player cuz it was still on my ears they
like turned up the volume...i'll get them back...aww crap they can read
this, oh well...and the other bus next to us, dixon or whatever they
tried to mess with us but justin made sure a few cookies took care of
that lol ..damn twinky(the bus) but yeah it was pretty funny the guys
kept looking at me just cuz i have my mullet on..or was it just me?
hmmm...oh well lol yeah ok i fell asleep on the bus ride back
too...then i drove with allonte, jahvance and the other daniel to
little ceasar's to get pizza, jahvance didnt tell me he was going to
share his pizza with us so i accidently got one too but it was cool we
finished it all ..then...uhh i went to my friend jesse's house we
played in the garage i was on the drums he was on the guitar ..our bass
player isnt really contributing his time to the band so if we get
famous, forget him! lol but yeah hopefully we can make it to the talent
show at school ...ok guys im sleepy..and csi is on so i wanna finish
that before i go to bed goodnight everybody
Batman
PS: umm...umm...i forgot
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| hey everybody i havent updated in awhile but ok here i go...it was my
b-day on friday..thanks to everybody who remembered!!! i dont feel
17...i mean...yeah i can get into rated R movies but thats about
it...yeah i know im a dork my body is growing but my mind still thinks
sugar is best thing since sliced bread..sliced bread?? omg what were
they thinking...anyways umm yeah i had to give my mom back her BMW
since i got my car back...well it was fun while it lasted i really
wanted to get a tux and then like do a stunt and then say "oh
yeah.....im cool " lol...today is the first day of our 4-day
weekend...i woke up this morning and i was like..oh yeah huh..4-day
weekend...well i suppose im going to have to actually get out of bed to
enjoy it....see? even when theres no school work is right there to bite
you in the ass ..jk im not that lazy...except for that one time i tired
to use my shirt to grab my phone which was ringing and i was on the
couch watching a show i dont even like because i didnt want to get up
to get the remote...oh well...better than that bastard superman(i hear
he's a boozer and last they heard of him he was in an alley passed out
in his own puke) ever since lois lane interviewed me, things havent
been the same since...he's jealous...hehehe..ok well..im gonna go ahead
and go i think the alarm at some bank in some city is going off so i
better get down there to..umm wherever..ok...until the next time we
meet...
-your beloved superhero
Batman
*sound of screeching tires and Simple Plan plays in the background*
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| its about time that idiot batman updated...yeah ..he's a dork....dont
mind him he's just making fun of himself lol wow! weirdo
....anyways...hey everybody...yeah this week's been cool i guess...i
beat becky at thumb wrestling again but what else is new....hehehe
someday...i'll let you win..batgirl...thanks for not quitting the
crime-fighting team i have ...catwoman may be against us but she's
still nice thats why she's not in jail lol robin's too busy nowadays he
hasnt even reported in...but yeah tomorrow's my b-day sweeter
17...dang..now i really am old..some seniors are already 18 though and
im just now turning 17 ...tomorrow we have a football game im not gonna
be too loud that way i'll still have my voice for the next day, band
review! i should play happy birthday to myself on the sax
tomorrow and then hug myself for that nice gesture lol...no...im sure
someone will play it or sing it...or at least say it in some sort of
musical way lol....if you burp it, thats fine just bring a fan with
you....ok everybody in an attempt to make this a really long update i
am now going to start barking out random things...yesterday i fell
while trying to get off my bed like hecka quick...i was too tired to
stand up so i dropped right onto the ground....the sky is blue...when
you paint something blue ..guess what color it is???!!! ....blue...OMG
WHAT A FREAKIN SURPRISE!!! lol ...me dork...but me cool anyway ..ok
people...remember if you really want something in life you have to work
for it now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.
-the dark knight,
Batman
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| ok im updating....just cuz becky suggested i do...but yeah tomorrow im
gonna beat her at thumb wrestling and win 50 cents..yep...anyone wanna
see the match, its gonna be in the morning before school in the band
room admission is free, no pets allowed lol...yeah it'll be cool cuz im
gonna win...yep..halloween is coming up...cool..yaay! ...im not gonna
be batman for halloween cuz why would i be something i already
am...ok..oh and this friday im playing at the football game...in case
anyone was wondering..oh yeah and next friday is my
bday...alright...cool..sweeter 17....ok well thats all good fight,
goodnight
Batman
PS: becky, just leave a comment and say " umm no"
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